I am reasonably certain that never before in the history of all mankind has a six-year-old ever uttered the following words after his goodnight kiss: "Mommy, do you think we can get around to putting the cover back on my light switch? My room would look a lot better."
I had taken it off to paint his room.
Eighteen months ago.I don't know what they were thinking, letting me have kids. Clearly, even a crack mommy could do a better job.